Mamak 你好嘢！ by uncle chan
本来我一直坚持写英文嘅，但係这次一定要写华语，仲有係广东话，因为咁正可以讲到清楚d仲有我的不满。
今天放咗学，就同一个朋友去食饭咯，然后他建议食mamak喔，咁我就应酬话ok咯，然后就去咗一间mamak。
其实这间mamak不错嘅，以前我曾经吃过，然后我就点咗一杯Horlick Ice，我朋友就点咗Sirap Ice。然后我们就去拿饭然后拿肉拿菜。
之后当然係食饭啦，唉，废话少讲啦。食完咗饱饱就去买单咯，然后同果条”目咀”讲asing-asing bayar，然后佢开始计数了。
佢计我的朋友嘅数先，”目咀”按那个收银机然后弹咗RM7.50出来。哗….RM7.50 几贵下喔….. 
然后到我啦，佢按下按下…..不知她点按到RM9.30出来！ 
我顶！食mamak食到RM9.30出来真是前所未有，佢冇去抢！ 
真是想将食咗D嘢呕返晒出来还返晒俾她，然后话我没有食过你的嘢所以不洗俾钱！ 
虽然我真是拿多咗D肉，但是都不洗咁贵呱？！D肉镶金咩…….
妈佬啊，RM9.30我不如吃KFC或者Pizza Hut…… 真係顶她嘅肺啊……..
我以前去我做工 ( practical ) 後邊果間 mamak 食野都捉蟲呀!! 我淨系食飯 + 雞咋嘛, 點知埋單果陣 rm4.50 呀媽佬!!
雖然唔夠你果碟世界之最貴, 不過系 ipoh rm4.50 可以食到雞飯 + 叉燒 + 燒肉喇妖~~ 仲有我系華人檔食 3 送 ( 3 樣肉 )一湯先 rm3 !!! 擺到明 find stupid 啦~~~~~~~~~~
不過我從此以後都無再去果間 mamak ~_~
i found u guys like to say “妈佬” what does it means? izzit Malao = Monkey ah?
I think there is a possibility that the person has wrongly calculate your bill.
Did u asked her to breakdown the details of the bill? or ask her give u the resit? U should ASK ma!
Many ppl like to find stupid especially to the person who quiet quiet =.=”"
Last time i have dinner v my senior, two person only share a bowl of rice, a plate of vege and soup. Then the bill charged us RM30! wakao…eat gold meh… then my senior ask the person the price of each dishes, then finally he found that he has wrongly calculated for extra RM10! see… dunno he is “purposely” or “unintentionally” calculate wrong..
He has find stupid to wrong ppl, coz he dunno we are AUDITOR! hahaha…
Our job is to find Fraud and investigate suspicious bill…Ngek Ngek Ngek…
妈佬 not monkey lar hahaha….
It just a rude word but not bad word
I think i ask she also said same thing lar, cause i expect it on RM6-7 geh, but how know RM9.30….
If she say RM 30 ,I sure ask her lar
i still rmb this 妈佬 word is learn from 水鱼 de…. haha
n years no see sui yu…
maybe go england 洗大餅 le…
水魚 very 捱得 1
i still remember he study account at shen jai, then after school jau go to 齋鋪 work part time
that time i very 佩服 him 1
衰就衰在爛賭… :/
mamak is expensive geh la except roti canai.
mamak 1 mee/mihun goreng vegeterian 1 also almost same price wif chinese 1 got prawn got yu peng or si hum 1…
maggie sup or indo mee meng ngak 9 also
nasi kandar more expensive ler…
mamak bai dou ming hup 9 ngo dei
midnite only can eat mamak