win wiN WIN by aunty loh

Can u imagine how Lucky and how ONG  i am in this year??? I win in almost single gambling

I played Mahjong, WIN mahjong. I Keeping 吃糊 and Win in most of the game. EVEN the King of Mahjong 雀神 -> Unclechan also lose. Muahaha. I am only a beginner and like that also can win him.

I played One Love Poker Card, and i got Double A! In the end, I got triple pay from every Kaki Judi and they refuse to let me be 桩 anymore

I played In Between, WIN in Between!

The minimum amount we played is RM0.20 and the maximum amount is RM1.00. Guess what? I can win almost RM80.00

37.50% contribute by family (5person)
37.50% from friends (5person)
25% from UncleChan alone

Yes..Uncle Chan KEEP losing money from the beginning to the end at my house! Maybe he win in few rounds, but later all lose back to me. He play with my friends, LOSE. He play with my family, LOSE again. LOSE LOSE LOSE. Muahaha. He has No Luck At All. Poor guy. So, i called him Choy San Yeh. Because everytime he came to my house gambling sure distribute money to me. Ngek Ngek Ngek

Not forget to thank others Choy San Yeh as well. there are: Yean Choy San, Grace Choy San, May Choy San, GanKoon Choy San and ChiChi Choy San. They are soo kind enough until the extend “purposely” come to my house and LOSE money to me. HAHA. Thousand of Thanks for you all. Muaksss!

Know what is the secret behind to let me win continuously?

There is a most powerful weapon other than Red Underware, Red Clothes and Red Bra.

That is..

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Yeah..My “Ong Lai” Tart! (Pineapple Tart)

I treat each of them this tart once they stepped into my house! I have put in a Magic into the tart and whoever Eat my Ong Lai Tart will automatic give me money…

“123. 321. 1234567. Once you have eat Aunty Loh’s Ong Lai Tart, all the money will run into her pocket. Chiak!”

Now. Do u know why Uncle Chan is a big loser when gambling with me?

Because.

I HAVE GIVE HIM A TIN OF ONG LAI TART! Muahahahaha. Sorry lah, UncleChan.