I doesn’t believe this statement until HE walked into my life 6 years before, i know that, the above sentence is very TRUE. 

For the 17 years, i have been scare to this kind of WILD and CRAZY animal. I have experienced too many times the-police-and-thief-chasing-game with them when i was small. But still, i am scare to them, especially those giant black skin dinosaur. HAHA.  The only dog i am not afraid of is – the Crazy Dog at my home. HAHA. No..no..no.. he should not be categorized in Dog Family because he is a Coward Chicken. 

Yeah. Today i am going to write all about him. ALL ABOUT MY SWEET HEART! 

He joined into our family right after i completed the SPM last paper – Biology in year 2002. I remember how excited i was when i reached home and saw this little cutie monster crawl on the floor at my home! Everybody was busy to play with him, feed him, hug him, bath him, talk to him like a new born baby.   Since then, our house filled with happiness and laughter all around the corner.

Crazy dog is learning to walk.

He is in a species of England Crocker Spaniel. My eldest brother brought him back from friends with RM200. I can remember how we ( the women at home – Me, mum & sis) disagreed his suggestion to buy this little monster, because we know well that, the one who really  take care of this monster in the end will be US. (my brother is the one who always like to make our home like zoo. He brought fish, Guinea pig & rabbit and after all, the responsibility to take care of them would pass to US again =.=”) Same to this time, he doesn’t bother to our objection and suddenly one day, he come back home from outside and we saw a little monster was sleeping peacefully in his arm. Oh No. This babe is too cute! All of us immediately changed our mind and welcomed him happily

He is soo shy on the first day came into our home.

We searched online to get the name which is best suit him. So, we decided to name him – JORGIE. As time goes by, he actually have many other nickname like – Jorgie Zai, Crazy Dog, Sor Gao, Bebe, doggy etc. Ohya, forgot to mention, he is actually a male dog. Very Man 1 ah! Only the pair of long ears make him looked girlish and sissy. haha.

A picture as prove. HAHA.

He has a cage and he likes to sleep inside the red basket. But when he grew bigger and bigger, the red basket is no longer can fit his big butt and the cage is too small for this little fatty. So now he sleep everywhere in my house, except bedroom.

He doesn’t know climb the staircase. There was a day, my brother caught a Cicadas (蝉) and put into the plastic bag. The cicadas wave its wing and cause the loud vibration sound in the plastic bag. As i mentioned earlier, this dog is a coward chicken. My brother used this cicadas and chase him. When this crazy dog came to the corner of staircase, there is no other way to run, out of our expectation, he climbed the staircase in a speed like rocket     But then, this stupid dog didn’t know how to come down from upstair 

Jorgie love all kind of food. His top favourite food including Chicken Bone, Cha Siew Bao, Durian, Cake and Sotong Slice (鱿鱼丝）. What we don’t like to eat, he also WONT eat! Very Aksi punya. He don’t eat plain bread, but if you put on some fruits jam, he can finish in a second 

See his greedy and air liur meleleh expression. Haiyo.

During Chinese New Year, my parent never forgot to award him an angpao (empty 1.haha) to award for his Crazy Lion Dance performance. HAHA.

Don’t ever try to rampas his angpao. He will bite!

Sometimes we helped him to put on cloth, but he will remove it in a minute.

He is our lazy full time guard at home. Sometimes when he noticed there was a stranger passed by, he will only bark from the window instead of outside house. We believe at the time if thief break into our house, we are going to protect this Coward Chicken instead of rely him to protect us

Crazy Dog plays an important role to welcome each of us when we come back home from outside. He is very excited like 10 years didn’t see each other, waving his tail non-stop and sometimes he release some very high tone sound “hmm…hmmm” like telling you “yeah. yeah. finally u are back!” He can really brighten up your day no matter how stress or how moody you are in work.

When you opened the gate, he will run out from house like a mad dog released from Tanjung Rambutan.

We concern about his health by observing the “quality” of shit from him. If it is too dry, we asked him to drink more water. If it is too little, we added in more vegetable in his dinner and If it is too watery like Capuccino-Ice-Blended, we stop to give him rubbish junk food. This is the way he is doing big business. HAHA

He live in his own world. He cannot accept other dogs in his eye. He barked crazily and out of control when he see other dogs in front of him, even,

A TOY!

Until he is tired barking, he will lean down and stared at the woody friend.

Crazy Dog, you should learn to be friend with other dog 1 mah!

His hobby is SLEEP, SLEEP and SLEEP. He do nothing except sleeping. He can sleep many times in a day with many different pose.

Sometimes, he snore!! Sometimes, he got nightmare and suddenly bark!!

Sometimes, he sleep like dead pig and he doesn’t know what happened around him. There was a time he did not realize his enemy-cat is standing beside him, and when we wake him up, only he chase the cat like crazy dog.

Arhhh…there are too many story about him, i can’t stop my hand to type all about his story, but i know i have to stop it! Someone is going to fall asleep after reading this post. HAHA.

My whole family actually has already treated him as one of the family member as he bring us all the happy moment.

We paste this pster outside our house during Chinese New Year and we are not going to take it down until next year cny.

Every friends around me know well that i sayang this crazy dog very very muchy and because of this reason, i used to receive alot of doggy items as gift during Birthday. 

Crazy Dog is getting older and older already     He is 7 years old. But according to animal life age, he is actually 49 years old already    He becomes ah pek edi and very soon he will become an old man edi    and….. i cannot imagine the day he leave us….     …

Hoping Crazy Dog able to stay with us forever.  FOREVER. Like what is printed on mine shirt – “DOGS ARE FOREVER, BOYS ARE WHATEVER” :p

This is one of my birthday gift.

Ya, its true, boys may betray us and make us heart broken.

But Dog is forever loyal and bring happiness to us ALL THE TIME.

But.

It doesn’t means that i would marry a dog instead of boy.

I still.

Love Boy like crazy.

Especially, the owner of this Blog. HAHAHA.

Emperor Tamarin

The Emperor Tamarin is a tamarin allegedly named for its resemblance to the German emperor Wilhelm II. It lives in the southwest Amazon Basin, in east Peru, north Bolivia and in the west Brazilian states of Acre and Amazonas.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_tamarin

Tapir

Tapirs are large browsing mammals, roughly pig-like in shape, with short, prehensile snouts. They inhabit jungle and forest regions of South America, Central America, and Southeast Asia. All four species of tapir are classified as endangered or vulnerable. Their closest relatives are the other odd-toed ungulates, including horses and rhinoceroses.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapir

Sun Bear

The Sun Bear (Helarctos malayanus) is a bear found primarily in the tropical rainforests of Southeast Asia. Its Malay and Indonesian name is Beruang Madu (“Honey Bear”).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_bear

Hag Fish

Hagfish are marine craniates of the class Myxini, also known as Hyperotreti. Myxini is the only class in the clade Craniata that does not also belong to the subphylum Vertebrata. That is, they are the only animals which have a skull but not a vertebral column.

Despite their name, there is some debate about whether they are strictly fish (as there is for lampreys), since they belong to a much more primitive lineage than any other group that is commonly defined fish (Chondrichthyes and Osteichthyes). Their unusual feeding habits and slime-producing capabilities have led members of the scientific and popular media to dub the hagfish as the most “disgusting” of all sea creatures. Although hagfish are sometimes called “slime eels,” they are not eels at all.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hag_fish

Star-nosed Mole

The star-nosed mole (Condylura cristata) is a small North American mole found in eastern Canada and the north-eastern United States. It is the only member of the tribe Condylurini and the genus Condylura.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Nosed_Mole

Proboscis Monkey

The Proboscis Monkey (Nasalis larvatus), also known as the Monyet Belanda (in Malay), the Bangkatan (in Indonesian) or simply the Long-nosed Monkey, is a reddish-brown arboreal Old World monkey that is endemic to the south-east Asian island of Borneo. It belongs in the monotypic genus Nasalis, although the Pig-tailed Langur traditionally also has been included in this genus – a treatment still preferred by some.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proboscis_Monkey

Pink Fairy Armadillo

The Pink Fairy Armadillo (Chlamyphorus truncatus) or Pichiciego is the smallest species of armadillo (mammals of the family Dasypodidae, mostly known for having a bony armor shell). It is approximately 90-115 mm (3½-4½”) long excluding the tail, and is pale rose or pink in color. It is found in central Argentina where it inhabits dry grasslands and sandy plains with thorn bushes and cacti. It has the ability to bury itself completely in a matter of seconds if frightened.

The Pink Fairy Armadillo burrows small holes near ant colonies in dry dirt. It feeds mainly on ants and ant larvae near its burrow. Occasionally it feeds on worms, snails, insects and larvae, or various plant and root material.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Fairy_Armadillo

Axolotl

The axolotl , Ambystoma mexicanum, is the best-known of the Mexican neotenic mole salamanders belonging to the Tiger Salamander complex. Larvae of this species fail to undergo metamorphosis, so the adults remain aquatic and gilled. The species originates from the lake underlying Mexico City and are also called ajolote (which is also the common name for Mexican Mole Lizards). Axolotls are used extensively in scientific research due to their ability to regenerate most body parts, ease of breeding, and large embryos. They are commonly kept as pets in the United States, Great Britain (under the spelling axlotl), Australia, Japan (sold under the name wooper rooper (ウーパールーパー, Ūpā Rūpā?)) and other countries.

As of 2008, axolotls are near extinction, due to urbanization in Mexico City, and polluted waters. Nonnative fish have also recently been introduced to the waters. These new fish have been eating the axolotls’ babies, as well as its primary source of food. The axolotl is currently on the International Union for Conservation of Nature’s annual Red List of threatened species.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axolotl

Alpaca

The Alpaca (Vicugna pacos) is a domesticated species of South American camelid. It resembles a small llama in superficial appearance.

Alpacas are kept in herds that graze on the level heights of the Andes of Ecuador, southern Peru, northern Bolivia, and northern Chile at an altitude of 3,500 m (11,483 ft) to 5,000 m (16,404 ft) meters above sea-level, throughout the year. Alpacas are considerably smaller than llamas, and unlike llamas, alpacas are not used as beasts of burden but are valued only for their fiber. Alpaca fiber is used for making knitted and woven items, much as sheep’s wool is. These items include blankets, sweaters, hats, gloves, scarves, a wide variety of textiles and ponchos in South America, and sweaters, socks, coats and bedding in other parts of the world. The fiber comes in more than 52 natural colors as classified in Peru, 12 as classified in Australia and 16 as classified in the United States. Alpacas and llamas differ in that alpacas have straight ears and llamas have banana-shaped ears. Aside from these differences, llamas are on average 1-2 feet taller and proportionally bigger than alpacas.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpaca

Tarsier

Tarsiers are prosimian primates of the genus Tarsius, a monotypic genus in the family Tarsiidae, which is itself the lone extant family within the infraorder Tarsiiformes. Although the group was once more widespread, all the species living today are found in the islands of Southeast Asia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarsier

Dumbo Octopus

The octopuses of the genus Grimpoteuthis are also known as “Dumbo octopuses” from the ear-like fins protruding from the top of their head-like bodies, resembling the ears of Walt Disney’s flying elephant. They are benthic creatures, living at extreme depths: 3000-4000 meters, and are some of the rarest of the Octopoda species. They can flush the transparent layer of their skin at will, and are pelagic animals, as with all other cirrate octopuses, and unlike many other incirrate octopuses.

They hover above the sea floor, searching for worms, bivalves, pelagic copepods, and other crustaceans. They move by pulsing their arms, shooting water through their funnel, or by waving their ear-like fins. They can use each of these techniques separately or all simultaneously. The males and females are different in their size and sucker patterns. The females lay eggs consistently, with no distinct breeding season.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumbo_Octopus

Frill-necked Lizard

The Frill-necked Lizard, or Frilled Lizard also known as the Frilled Dragon, (Chlamydosaurus kingii) is so called because of the large ruff of skin which usually lies folded back against its head and neck. The neck frill is supported by long spines of cartilage, and when the lizard is frightened, it gapes its mouth showing a bright pink or yellow lining, and the frill flares out, displaying bright orange and red scales. The frill may also aid in thermoregulation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frill-necked_Lizard

Komondor Dog

The Komondor (lat. Canis familiaris pastorialis villosus hungaricus) is a livestock guardian dog breed originally from Hungary. The plural is in Hungarian “Komondorok”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komondor

Angora Rabbit

The Angora rabbit is a variety of domestic rabbit bred for its long, soft hair. The Angora is one of the oldest types of domestic rabbit, originating in Ankara, Turkey, along with the Angora cat and Angora goat. The rabbits were popular pets with French royalty in the mid 1700s, and spread to other parts of Europe by the end of the century. They first appeared in the United States in the early 1900s. They are bred largely for their long angora wool, which may be removed by shearing, combing, or plucking (gently pulling loose wool).

There are many individual breeds of Angora rabbits, four of which are ARBA recognized. Such breeds include French, German, Giant, English, Satin, Chinese, Swiss and Finnish, to name a few.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angora_Rabbit

Narwhal

The Narwhal (Monodon monoceros) is an Arctic species of cetacean. It is a creature rarely found south of latitude 70°N. It is one of two species of white whale in the Monodontidae family (the other is the Beluga whale).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narwhal

Sucker-footed Bat

The Madagascar Sucker-footed Bat, Old World Sucker-footed Bat, or simply Sucker-footed Bat (Myzopoda aurita) is a species of bat in the family Myzopodidae. It is endemic to Madagascar. It is threatened by habitat loss.

It is named for the presence of small suction cups on its wrists and ankles. They roost inside the rolled leaves of palm trees, using their suckers to attach themselves to the smooth surface.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sucker-footed_Bat

Pygmy Marmoset

The Pygmy Marmoset (Callithrix (Cebuella) pygmaea) is a monkey native to the rainforest canopies of western Brazil, southeastern Colombia, eastern Ecuador, and eastern Peru. It is one of the smallest primates, and the smallest monkey, with its body length ranging from 14-16 cm (excluding the 15-20 cm tail). Males weigh around 140 g (5 ounces), and females only 120 g (4.2 ounces).

Despite its name, the Pygmy Marmoset is somewhat different from the typical marmosets classified in genus Callithrix. As such, it is accorded its own subgenus, which was formerly recognized as its own genus, Cebuella.

The Pygmy Marmoset has a tawny coat, and a ringed tail that can be as long as its body. Their claws are specially adapted for climbing trees, a trait unique to the species. They are omnivorous, feeding on fruit, leaves, insects, and sometimes even small reptiles. Their small weight allows them to reach the very highest leaves of a tree, and to exploit the otherwise little- used food sources there. Much of their diet, however, comes from tapping trees for sap (tame marmosets can eat most things humans eat). Up to two-thirds of their time is spent gouging tree bark to reach the gummy sap. The Pygmy Marmoset has specialized incisors for gouging holes in bark. Unfortunately, because of its small size, and its swift movements, it is very hard to observe in the wild.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_Marmoset

Red Panda

The Red Panda, Firefox, Fire Cat, Fat Fox or Lesser Panda, or Ailurus fulgens (“shining cat”), is a mostly herbivorous mammal, specialized as a bamboo feeder. It is slightly larger than a domestic cat (40 – 60 cm long, 3 – 6 kg weight). The Red Panda is endemic to the Himalayas in Bhutan, southern China, India, Laos, Nepal, and Burma. Red Panda is the state animal in the Indian state of Sikkim. It is also the mascot of the Darjeeling international festivals. There is an estimated population of fewer than 2,500 mature individuals. Their population continues to decline due to habitat fragmentation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Panda

Blobfish

The blobfish (Psychrolutes marcidus) is a fish that inhabits the deep waters off the coasts of Australia and Tasmania. Due to the inaccessibility of its habitat, it is rarely seen by humans.

Blobfish are found at depths where the pressure is several dozens of times higher than at sea level, which would likely make gas bladders inefficient. To remain buoyant, the flesh of the blobfish is primarily a gelatinous mass with a density slightly less than water; this allows the fish to float above the sea floor without expending energy on swimming. The relative lack of muscle is not a disadvantage as it primarily swallows edible matter that floats by in front of it. It is often caught by bottom trawling with nets.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blob_fish

Platypus

The Platypus (Ornithorhynchus anatinus) is a semi-aquatic mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania. Together with the four species of echidna, it is one of the five extant species of monotremes, the only mammals that lay eggs instead of giving birth to live young. It is the sole living representative of its family (Ornithorhynchidae) and genus (Ornithorhynchus), though a number of related species have been found in the fossil record.

The bizarre appearance of this egg-laying, venomous, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal baffled European naturalists when they first encountered it, with some considering it an elaborate fraud. It is one of the few venomous mammals; the male Platypus has a spur on the hind foot that delivers a venom capable of causing severe pain to humans. The unique features of the Platypus make it an important subject in the study of evolutionary biology and a recognisable and iconic symbol of Australia; it has appeared as a mascot at national events and is featured on the reverse of the Australian 20 cent coin.

Until the early 20th century it was hunted for its fur, but it is now protected throughout its range. Although captive breeding programs have had only limited success and the Platypus is vulnerable to the effects of pollution, it is not under any immediate threat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus

Shoebill

The Shoebill, Balaeniceps rex, also known as Whalehead, is a very large bird related to the storks. It derives its name from its massive shoe-shaped bill.

The Shoebill is a very large bird. The adult is 115-150 cm (45-59 in) tall, 100-140 cm (40-55 in) long, 230-260 cm (91-103 in) across the wings and weighs 4 to 7 kg (8.8-15.5 lbs).[2][3] The adult is mainly grey while the juveniles are browner. It lives in tropical east Africa in large swamps from Sudan to Zambia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoebill

Sloth

The living sloths comprise six species of medium-sized mammals that live in Central and South America belonging to the families Megalonychidae and Bradypodidae, part of the order Pilosa. Most scientists call the sloth suborder Folivora, while some call it Phyllophaga. Both names mean “leaf-eaters”; the first is derived from Latin, the second from ancient Greek. Tribal names include Ritto, Rit and Ridette, mostly forms of the word “sleep”, “eat” and “dirty” from Tagaeri tribe of Huaorani.

This article mainly deals with the living tree-dwelling sloths. Until geologically recent times, large ground sloths such as Megatherium lived in South America and parts of North America, but along with many other animals they disappeared immediately after the arrival of humans on the continent.[citation needed] Much evidence suggests that human hunting contributed to the extinction of the American megafauna, like that of far northern Asia, Australia, New Zealand, and Madagascar. Simultaneous climate change that came with the end of the last Ice age may have also played a role in some cases. However, the fact that ground sloths survived on the Antilles long after they had died out on the mainland points towards human activities as the agency of extinction.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth

Yeti Crab

Kiwa hirsuta is a crustacean discovered in 2005 in the South Pacific Ocean. This decapod, which is approximately 15 cm (6 inches) long, is notable for the quantity of silky blond setae (resembling fur) covering its pereiopods (thoracic legs, including claws). Its discoverers dubbed it the “yeti lobster” or “yeti crab.”

K. hirsuta was discovered in March 2005 by a group organized by Robert Vrijenhoek of the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute in Monterey, California and Michel Segonzac of the Ifremer, using the submarine DSV Alvin, operating from RV Atlantis. The discovery was announced on the 7th of March, 2006. It was found 1,500 km (900 miles) south of Easter Island in the South Pacific, at a depth of 2,200 m (7,200 feet), living on hydrothermal vents along the Pacific-Antarctic Ridge. Based on both morphology and molecular data, the species was deemed to form a new genus and family (Kiwaidae). The animal has strongly reduced eyes that lack pigment, and is thought to be blind.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeti_Crab

Aye-Aye

The Aye-aye (Daubentonia madagascariensis) is a strepsirrhine native to Madagascar that combines rodent-like teeth with a long, thin middle finger to fill the same ecological niche as a woodpecker. It is the world’s largest nocturnal primate, and is characterized by its unusual method of finding food; it taps on trees to find grubs, then gnaws holes in the wood and inserts its elongated middle finger to pull the grubs out. The only other animals known to find food in this way is the Striped Possum.

Daubentonia is the only genus in the family Daubentoniidae and infraorder Chiromyiformes. The Aye-aye is the only extant member of the genus (although it is currently an endangered species); a second species, Daubentonia robusta, appears to have become extinct at some point within the last 1000 years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aye-Aye

White-faced Saki

The White-faced Saki (Pithecia pithecia), also known as the Guianan Saki and the Golden-faced Saki, is a species of saki monkey, a type of New World monkey, found in Brazil, French Guiana, Guyana, Suriname, and Venezuela. This species lives in the understory and lower canopy of the forest, feeding mostly on fruits, but also eating nuts, seeds, and insects.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-faced_Saki