Crazy Dog by aunty loh
“DOGS are well known as man’s best friend. They gives human unconditional love, friendship, companionship and loyalty.”
I doesn’t believe this statement until HE walked into my life 6 years before, i know that, the above sentence is very TRUE. 
For the 17 years, i have been scare to this kind of WILD and CRAZY animal. I have experienced too many times the-police-and-thief-chasing-game with them when i was small. But still, i am scare to them, especially those giant black skin dinosaur. HAHA. The only dog i am not afraid of is – the Crazy Dog at my home. HAHA. No..no..no.. he should not be categorized in Dog Family because he is a Coward Chicken. 
Yeah. Today i am going to write all about him. ALL ABOUT MY SWEET HEART! 
He joined into our family right after i completed the SPM last paper – Biology in year 2002. I remember how excited i was when i reached home and saw this little cutie monster crawl on the floor at my home! Everybody was busy to play with him, feed him, hug him, bath him, talk to him like a new born baby. 
Since then, our house filled with happiness and laughter all around the corner.
Crazy dog is learning to walk.
He is in a species of England Crocker Spaniel. My eldest brother brought him back from friends with RM200. I can remember how we ( the women at home – Me, mum & sis) disagreed his suggestion to buy this little monster, because we know well that, the one who really take care of this monster in the end will be US. (my brother is the one who always like to make our home like zoo. He brought fish, Guinea pig & rabbit and after all, the responsibility to take care of them would pass to US again =.=”) Same to this time, he doesn’t bother to our objection and suddenly one day, he come back home from outside and we saw a little monster was sleeping peacefully in his arm. Oh No. This babe is too cute! All of us immediately changed our mind and welcomed him happily
He is soo shy on the first day came into our home.
We searched online to get the name which is best suit him. So, we decided to name him – JORGIE. As time goes by, he actually have many other nickname like – Jorgie Zai, Crazy Dog, Sor Gao, Bebe, doggy etc. Ohya, forgot to mention, he is actually a male dog. Very Man 1 ah! Only the pair of long ears make him looked girlish and sissy. haha.
A picture as prove. HAHA.
He has a cage and he likes to sleep inside the red basket. But when he grew bigger and bigger, the red basket is no longer can fit his big butt and the cage is too small for this little fatty. So now he sleep everywhere in my house, except bedroom.
He doesn’t know climb the staircase. There was a day, my brother caught a Cicadas (蝉) and put into the plastic bag. The cicadas wave its wing and cause the loud vibration sound in the plastic bag. As i mentioned earlier, this dog is a coward chicken. My brother used this cicadas and chase him. When this crazy dog came to the corner of staircase, there is no other way to run, out of our expectation, he climbed the staircase in a speed like rocket 
But then, this stupid dog didn’t know how to come down from upstair 
Jorgie love all kind of food. His top favourite food including Chicken Bone, Cha Siew Bao, Durian, Cake and Sotong Slice (鱿鱼丝）. What we don’t like to eat, he also WONT eat! Very Aksi punya. He don’t eat plain bread, but if you put on some fruits jam, he can finish in a second
See his greedy and air liur meleleh expression. Haiyo.
During Chinese New Year, my parent never forgot to award him an angpao (empty 1.haha) to award for his Crazy Lion Dance performance. HAHA.
Don’t ever try to rampas his angpao. He will bite!
Sometimes we helped him to put on cloth, but he will remove it in a minute.
He is our lazy full time guard at home. Sometimes when he noticed there was a stranger passed by, he will only bark from the window instead of outside house. We believe at the time if thief break into our house, we are going to protect this Coward Chicken instead of rely him to protect us
Crazy Dog plays an important role to welcome each of us when we come back home from outside. He is very excited like 10 years didn’t see each other, waving his tail non-stop and sometimes he release some very high tone sound “hmm…hmmm” like telling you “yeah. yeah. finally u are back!” He can really brighten up your day no matter how stress or how moody you are in work.
When you opened the gate, he will run out from house like a mad dog released from Tanjung Rambutan.
We concern about his health by observing the “quality” of shit from him. If it is too dry, we asked him to drink more water. If it is too little, we added in more vegetable in his dinner and If it is too watery like Capuccino-Ice-Blended, we stop to give him rubbish junk food. This is the way he is doing big business. HAHA
He live in his own world. He cannot accept other dogs in his eye. He barked crazily and out of control when he see other dogs in front of him, even,
A TOY!
Until he is tired barking, he will lean down and stared at the woody friend.
Crazy Dog, you should learn to be friend with other dog 1 mah!
His hobby is SLEEP, SLEEP and SLEEP. He do nothing except sleeping. He can sleep many times in a day with many different pose.
Sometimes, he snore!! Sometimes, he got nightmare and suddenly bark!!
Sometimes, he sleep like dead pig and he doesn’t know what happened around him. There was a time he did not realize his enemy-cat is standing beside him, and when we wake him up, only he chase the cat like crazy dog.
Arhhh…there are too many story about him, i can’t stop my hand to type all about his story, but i know i have to stop it! Someone is going to fall asleep after reading this post. HAHA.
My whole family actually has already treated him as one of the family member as he bring us all the happy moment.
We paste this pster outside our house during Chinese New Year and we are not going to take it down until next year cny.
Every friends around me know well that i sayang this crazy dog very very muchy and because of this reason, i used to receive alot of doggy items as gift during Birthday.
Crazy Dog is getting older and older already 
He is 7 years old. But according to animal life age, he is actually 49 years old already He becomes ah pek edi and very soon he will become an old man edi and….. i cannot imagine the day he leave us…. …
Hoping Crazy Dog able to stay with us forever. FOREVER. Like what is printed on mine shirt – “DOGS ARE FOREVER, BOYS ARE WHATEVER” :p
This is one of my birthday gift.
Ya, its true, boys may betray us and make us heart broken.
But Dog is forever loyal and bring happiness to us ALL THE TIME.
But.
It doesn’t means that i would marry a dog instead of boy.
I still.
Love Boy like crazy.
Especially, the owner of this Blog. HAHAHA.
